Agents of Shield thoughts.

halozeta:

Is Natasha Romanoff the baseline for everything at SHIELD?

"He has the best test scores since Romanoff."

"Nick Fury wanted a lie detector Romanoff couldn’t beat."

"This room is so good Romanoff couldn’t get in."

"This small bookshelf is perfect for Romanoff."

"This taco from the canteen is designed especially for Romanoff."

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cartelgathering:

e-rer-i:

nomorefallingallifrey:

lumos5001:

askhumanitestitanlover:

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just curious

who can’t read a hand clock

a lot of people can’t

Modern children

A hand clock? You mean an analog clock? WOW.

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fourteenacross:

little cap

little Black Widow

little Nick Fury

SAM JACKSON TAKING A SELFIE WITH THE KID AND A NICK FURY ACTION FIGURE I CAN’T

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believeinprongs:

DO YOU THINK THIS IS A MOTHER FUCKING GAME DANIEL?

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nikynaa:

luxurycruisinglarry:

tajellybeeenz:

stormfire710:

hiddlestalker:

your-pal-lindsay:

thesmoshfangirl:

chinchillaghosts:

wivernryder:

chinchillaghosts:

heyfunnie:

why is bob short for robert

how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?

How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?

you ask him nicely

you ask him nicely

i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

There’s a kid in my class named Richard Hunter

Dick Hunter

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IT’S FUCKING BACK

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birdschoolforbirds:

thetoxiczombie:

avengwhores:

Robert Downey, Jr. consoles a young boy in tears because Iron Man isn’t in his costume.

… I don’t know who looks more distraught: Downey or the kid

"oh no I let it down, what am I, who am I, I’m a fraud"

no no i think robert downey jr. is also just now realizing for the first time that he isn’t iron man

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luciferthinksimcrazy:

pika-brew:

memeguy-com:

I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending

Every time I see this post I think it’s a fire extinguisher and I get really confused

I thought it was one of those helium things for balloons.

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of-mice-and-myn:

oh my god what just happened

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crewdlydrawn:

grapefruitshampoo:

deanwhoflirtswitheveryone:

Ten years down the road Tony is at a Science convention where he comes face to face with a young mechanical engineer. The young man says. “I’m Harley Keener. I don’t suppose you remember me, but we shared an adventure 10 years ago in Tennessee. You changed my life. I hope you don’t mind but ever since that night I have thought of you as the closest thing I ever had to a father.” 

Tony grins. “You’re trying to guilt trip me.”

The young man smiles. “It was worth a try.”

They laugh, and Tony buys Harley a beer and asks him about his work and later Tony quietly makes sure that Harley’s project gets the funding it needs. The same way he made sure that Harley got into a good college and had the right scholarships. Because Harley saved him when he had no one(and maybe, just maybe because if only for that one night Harley was the closest Tony ever came to having a son.)

SOMEONE WRITE THIS

I. AM. WOUNDED.

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